zeldathemes
Land of Lightning and Antimony
I'm just kind of a person who does stuff. Amateur composer, American high school student. Kind of a nerd. Band geek, cephalopod fanatic, writer of words. Check out my links for things I've written/composed. You can call me Al.
Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

baelor:

beythoven

yungtapatio:

blackumi:

madcap-matt:

I almost missed reblogging this post.

20 years…..

this movie man. this movie gets me all sentimental

jealousasshole:


it fuckin better

jealousasshole:

it fuckin better

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

chandeluresinsicily:

christmas-misael:

aud-ler:

things i would rather do than go to school tomorrow

  • anything

even become meguca?

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time for school

momomisfortune:

First thing’s first, I’m the Shinjiest.

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takehaya-susanoo:

AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM MORE LIKE
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sweethoneysunflower:

sO I TRIED OUT THAT WATERCLOUR TUTORIAL AND H OLY CO W

sweethoneysunflower:

sO I TRIED OUT THAT WATERCLOUR TUTORIAL AND H OLY CO W

my grandmother just called me a nerd

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froth:

duosion:

A Cruel Angel’s Thesis a cappella

I think I just had a religious experience

hippies-like-us:

light-blue-smurf:

People Art Gallery

Exciting Photo Illusions

The swimming pool temporarily effed me up..

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

pygmypuffgonebonkers:

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

it is the south

FEAR

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

pygmypuffgonebonkers:

donnacabonna:

Wtf is this

it is the south

FEAR